WARNING – VEGETABLE INSENSITIVE
Some are saying the former President may have something to do with the Listeria break out and that is making children around the world asking for him to run for a 2nd term. For today when mom and dad tell their children to finish their Broccoli the children can respond “I thought you loved me and wanted what was good for me”. The parents will appear all confused until these children and their leader explain that there is a recall on Broccoli because of a Listeria outbreak. This will make parents feel guilty around the world and boosts sales on Ice Cream, cookies and home made brownies. George H. W. Bush finally won’t have to eat his Broccoli as well (White House joke) and you thought there were no more good conspiracy theories out there.