She said we would never be apart from this Friday the 13th till evermore and now I painfully know this is true. We were just high school friends with a few benefits years ago but now those benefits have turned into eternal punishments. I never knew she would continue to turn every time something went wrong whether it was a sudden black out or the police stopping me to ask me some bizarre questions. She’s was there in the distance but nobody else saw her and after my brakes fell out it was as clear as day. As I lay looking at the ceiling contemplating what I had done to deserve this she suddenly appeared glaring at me as she holds down the liquid which keeps my heart beating and saying over and over again “till death to we part.”