Zombie Work

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Zombie 4 Zombie 3

At 1st I thought it was a bad idea but keeping zombies off the street sure has it’s benefits.  First of all  zombies work for their food, literally and if you feed them well they hardly bite back.  There not to picky when it comes to what they eat so any parts will do.  Of course you’ve got to keep  them on a tight leach or you can lose a finger or hand.  They don’t complain about working long hours although they move at a zombie pace. Hygiene is a problem but you sorta get used to the smell of rotting flesh especially if there is good ventilation.  Quitting time is the worst part for you truly have to be out of there way before the ring of this bell.  They also aren’t the most punctual but everyday there appears to be more looking for work as they literally try to break down my door.  Zombie help it may not be for everyone but lately help is hard to come by.

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