There are times in one’s life where a drink goes down real smooth and others where it just sticks in your throat or wallet. Knowing when to drink and where is the key to the enjoyment of the moment. Here are my rules to drinking.
(1) TRANSPORTATION- You and your loved one’s must have a safe way to get to the drinks and bed without any flashing lights (except the dance floor).
(2) EXPENSE- If it’s already in the bill (weddings, events, someone has the credit card) and your not going to be a hog then it’s fine to enjoy the moment with them and be able to see your bank account at the end.
(3) BEGINNING OR END- It’s great to celebrate at the beginning or end of a getaway as long as their is time for recovery in between.
(4) CHEMISTRY- If you haven’t eaten much during the day and the first drink hits the spot well then the 2nd one should do the job in no time.
(5) POOPED OUT- Those around you have been to the party before and they’ve seen you play the party pooper well it’s time to show that your more of a versatile performer.
(6) LONG TIME- You’re going to be at this one location for a time longer then fun you might as well add a mix to make the time going faster and funnier.
(7) DRINK SPECIAL- Yes, sometimes even the taste can bring you in but remember if it’s too sweet in the beginning it might become too sour in the end.