The mystery of the squeak has been solved. This noise has been haunting my footsteps for weeks yet I couldn’t figure out whether it was man made or some evil lurking behind me. Maybe it was my shoes that needed a bit more oil but oil in shoes doesn’t really mix. Could it be that my leg was replaced by a robotic leg at night as some people’s Kidney’s have been stolen? No this leg wasn’t that different to be replaced and I think I would have woken up with surgery for I can’t sleep through my wife’s snores. It all came down to my waist for the mystery that lies to the squeak was brought on by a belt that wouldn’t shut up when I walked and maybe I ghost helped shake it as well.