If dogs could take electives in their studies what would they be and who would teach them? The teaching part might be a bit difficult for their attention span is say a bit like a 3 year old on a good day but here are the classes (below) I believe would be the hot picks.
(1) BONE- Among the key points would be where to find and keep your bone(s)
(2) SNIFFING 101 (beginner) & 102 (advanced). How to find those smells that stay in your mind all day long.
(3) HUMANS- What makes them tick and how to get and keep their attention?
(4) FOOD & GARBAGE- How to turn your owners garbage into delicious snacks… for dogs?
(5) BEGGING- What techniques truly get what you want including the stare, light scratch and when to use the sad bark?