While we ponder and look out at the beautiful people we missed out on let’s look out another list that might help keep things in perspective.
(1) BOBBITT- We haven’t had to worry about a loved one cutting off a part of our body.
(2) SIMPSON- We’re still breathing so let’s be glad we missed out on this one as well.
(3) RICH W YOUR $$’S- If you still have a bank account you can be grateful that this one was left off.
(4) SHEEN EFFECT- You haven’t had to worry about catching a whole bunch of stuff by being with your loved one, who’s been with dozens of other loved one’s.
(5) DRUG & ALCOHOL- G-D willing your partner hasn’t replaced your love with these items and this is another one you’ve missed out on.
(6) CINDERALLA EFFECT- I would hope you’re spouse hasn’t made you clean the floors while they went out to the parties.
(7) SLEEPY DWARF- Yes they might snore and don’t have your energy level but there not as bad as this dwarf …. I hope.