I’m frozen not exactly as this individual above is but in the freezer and all because I wanted to spend some more time in the Synagogue. We had an argument about the time we spend in the synagogue (at least I did) and even though he didn’t say it I guess he wanted to teach me a lesson. “You can spend as much time as you like …. in the Synagogue Freezer” and then he walked out on me. He never really speaks to me just throws me in the back pocket as if I’m just a piece of leather. Hello, who do you think carries your life savings and identity with them all the time? It’s enough to make a wallet just get up and spend time with someone else I’m sure they wouldn’t mind using my cards. That’s right I’m the wallet and their in me! Oh here’s a nice man who’s just picked me not bad looking either. Maybe it’s time to move on.
LATER ON: He drove twenty minutes to pick me up I guess he still loves me. The back pocket isn’t so bad anyway. Yet next time he puts me in the freezer well then I’m walking …if I can get some feet.