Monthly Archives August 2016

Jo Jo Fletcher is an attractive young woman on the Bachelorette but in today’s world where finding someone “special” is as easy as few clicks why any bachelor would profess their love on a T.V show is just silly. I understand it’s made for T.V. but it’s supposed to be reality. Today’s reality is no one really has to be lonely anymore especially if you have access to a computer and car.  There is no better time for a man or woman with even unique tastes to be single for their are single websites that match any of your interests or desires. Bachelorette might be a fun show to watch but it’s truly a fantasy in today’s times.

After deep reflections I’ve decided not to participate in the Rio Olympics. Yes I know my fans will miss my talents in volleyball and uh boxing but they’ll have to wait for the next Olympic games to see them.  You say I didn’t try out well I feared that the Zika Virus would attend the tryouts… Ok?  I would have made it, well maybe not in  boxing but I’m sure my other athletic endeavors would have shined through such as Air Hockey. Oh they don’t have this in the Olympics well then that is another reason I didn’t go. It’s just wrong that Air Hockey isn’t in the Olympics. A matter of fact I’m so offended I won’t be participating in any future games until this is corrected!

Footnote- Talent might also be another reason but who’s really reads footnotes.

I’m embarrassed to report that I searched and found the naked pictures of Melania Trump.  Curiosity got the best of me but it snapped on my conscious. For that was over 20 years ago and I’m sure she and her husband didn’t want those pictures revealed now, so who was I to look for them? If in fact they were right in front of me well then I wouldn’t feel so guilty. Yet the news coverage got me a bit too curious for my own good.  The truth is that imagination is most often better then the reveal yet a man’s mind will not allow them to stop there.

If I was to win the dinner with Donald I hope my conversation would help him get closer to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  I entered the “contest” even donating a few $$ to his campaign along the way but I know even if I won I’d never be able to get all my points across so here are just 3 that (below) I would gladly give up my dinner could be cancelled as long as these discussions were held.

IDEAS/SOLUTIONS- I would give him some simple policy ideas that could help his campaign but more importantly the country.

LOCATIONS- As with real estate it’s not always what you say but where and when you say it so I’d try to suggest unique locations that help generate a good buzz.

SILENCE- Sometimes it’s best not to respond to others comments and I would suggest when such times should occur.

It’s the perfect excuse to cancel plans or not make them at all. Rainy days might come and go but when they’re here you have every reason not to be.  This is a day not to be seen so hanging out in the house feels perfectly fine.  Rain may not melt you but it sure feels wet enough to have you slip away from your plans. Nothing beats a rainy day to stay home for it comes along when you really ready to do nothing.