Juno Probe

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Juno Probe  Joey Chestnut

After spending a few billion (here or there) the Juno spacecraft was able to probe Joey Chestnut’s stomach and brain to discover how he could eat 70 hot dogs in 1o minutes in this years Nathan’s Hot dog eating contest . Of course it also looked at other aspects of Jupiter as well. We all know it’s out of this world to be able to eat these many hot dogs in only 1o minutes without visiting a hospital or restroom and Juno’s discovery of Joey’s Chestnut extra stomach on Jupiter explained where all the hot dogs and mustard were going (see the orange strips on the planet).  The Juno’s Spacecraft will be returning to earth for a full cleaning before returning on it’s journey to discover other earth mysteries such as where the movie buzz has gone.

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