Ozzy Osbourne missing

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Ozzy Ozbourne

It is reported that Ozzy Osbourne is missing after his wife kicked him out of the house for having an affair with his hair dresser.  Yet Sharon should understand he’s got beautiful hair and she has only kept his business, personal and basic life in order while he’s had to take care of his hair.  I mean your hair is important and therefore a hair dresser must get more then a tip unlike the wife that has been able to keep his life from hitting skid room for over 33 years. Seriously Ozzy after all your wife has done for you it’s time to give a little back to her and if it means getting a new hair dresser so be it for without Sharon there probably wouldn’t be a head for that hair to be at this point.

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