Today is “Earth Day” and I’m wondering how best to celebrate it? For on other holiday’s you go eat special foods, have some religious observation, or have an extra drink I’m not sure the Earth would appreciate this kind of celebration. I would bake it a cake but will the earth blow out the candles? I think I’ll try to celebrate Earth Day by just staying here and drop my plans to go to Mars. Maybe I’ll even kiss the earth that I walk on but not sure what part of the earth that should be? Either way Happy Earth Day to you Earth we wouldn’t want to be anywhere else then with you on your special day.