Welfare 1st

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Welfare

I’d take almost any job to avoid receiving a welfare check for my legs, arms and mind usually work but there are some jobs (below) that I’d make an exception for.

(1) Animal Slaughter– I even take ants and spiders out of my house therefore the animal slaughter business isn’t in my gene’s or soul (exception for Temple)

(2) Morgue Work-  My role as a Kohen in the Jewish faith prohibits me from taking this position and I thank G-D that this has occurred.

(3) Urologist and Proctologist-  There are some places I don’t want my hands to go to on an hourly basis. 

(4) Sewer Work- My nose wouldn’t put me in this line of work.

Of course illegal jobs such as Drug Dealer, Hit Man etc are positions that I wouldn’t choose as well.

What positions would you add or delete?

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