People Magazine has named David Beckham sexiest man alive but I’m not sure if they knew me and Howard Stern were still alive. Look Howard has the hair but I have the hat. Come to think of it my butt isn’t bad as well and I may not have a six pack but can drink one isn’t that sexy? Who needs a small nose when you have a sexy large nose and you know what that means hey now. So I say/write to “People” magazine it’s time to expand the search for sexiest man and consider all those sexy men who are under the radar or who flew right by it. For sexy is in the eye of the beholder and sometimes it’s best to close an eye or two.