Once upon a time there was this beautiful Duck who knew when and how to quack named Hillary. Hillary the duck knew how to make herself sound just right in front of any audience. They put Hillary in charge of managing many lakes but one lake she loved above all else it was called Libya. This lake would prove her leadership abilities and she put in her good friend Steve Duck to manage it. While she was busy frolicking in the water with her friends she apparently didn’t get hundreds of message from her friend Steve Duck that he needed more Ducks to help keep that lake safe from evil Canadian Geese. When she received one such message she thought it was a joke although there was no punch line. She also had not built any strong plan for Steve to be protected if such an attack occurred. During this say period many other animals were leaving the lake because the Swans were attacking. Sadly to say Steve’s was killed by those Canadian Geese yet Hillary told her fellow ducks except her friends that it was due to a terrible wave created by an evil boat that wasn’t even in that water. Many in the Duck world believed Hillary and she continued to swim happily ever after.
I’m sorry to say that this Fairy Tail is true and only the animals have changed.