Stand Up Comedian?

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When I was c. 1o years old I was approached by an older gentlemen wait this doesn’t sound right. Let me start again this friend of mine offered me some candy and…. Okay I think you get the point they thought I was funny then and wanted me to do a comedy routine with him but I thought do I really want people to laugh at me? I’m starting to be a teenager and there already laughing at me without even making a joke do I really want this to continue (hey I’d get paid).The answer was NO!! 

Yet as I get a bit older and maybe I’m getting a bit wiser of dumber (sometimes you forget things) I’m reconsidering my initial decision. Here is a chance for revenge where I can ridicule that entire audience and there paying me for it. I could say all the politically incorrect remarks I want and not be thrown out of a job. The more I think about it the more I feel it will feel like “dirty sex” where it’s fun while you’re doing it but you might have some regrets after. I guess it depends if they’ll give me a shower with my act. Anyway the next time you go to “Open Mike” night at your local comedy place I might just be there or at least I’ll be there in my mind.

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