Prevent zombie apocalypse

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, funny - No Comments

zombie apocalypse    Presidential Debate Podiums

 

I guess  “Fear of the Walking Dead” is getting to me so I want the Presidential candidates to come up with policies to deal with a zombie apocalypse.  Currently some of the policies that they are talking about have as realistic chance of passing anyway (throwing out 11 million illegal aliens, making abortion illegal in rape and incest cases etc) so why not deal with the up and coming zombie problem.  Here are a few proposals (below) that I would add to this policy paper.

(1) TIE SNEAKERS OR SHOES (found this on Facebook not sure if friend or zombie adviser) Every person who dies is buried in shoes or sneakers with their shoelaces tied together. Zombies trip easily.

(2) BUILD A WALL- A huge wall around cemeteries with shooting guards should make sure we keep illegal dead from rising.

(3) DEPORT- If someone is found to be a zombie they are automatically deported. I would suggest too a large corn maze even those with brains can’t get out of those.

(4) ABORT ZOMBIE BABIES- I’m a 100 % Pro-Life but if you’re going to give rise to the undead I’m sorry but we have to keep that dead.

(5) CLUB FOOT- Every person has the foot broken or amputated. How fast can you walk with one foot.

(6) GUNS FOR EVERYONE- Zombies really don’t have the ability to shoot so we don’t have to worry about these guns going in the wrong hands and with a zombie apocalypse we all need to be protected. Please note this disbursement will only occur when a zombie resides in the White House …. wait then.

 

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