Vacuum Cleaner that licks

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, funny - No Comments

pomeranian

 

She might be the greatest vacuum cleaner I‘ve ever had the only problem is after she picks up the garbage she goes to lick me.  It’s amazing what my 4 legged friend finds delicious whether it be paper clips, plastic or even food. This vacuum cleaner never has a bag to throw out although I see the return in other ways that aren’t very helpful.  I know that she is there to keep the floor & desk clean so I work extra hard to make sure that this task isn’t needed and the returns are basically food derivatives.  My little vacuum cleaner never needs to be plugged in or recharged and she’s ready to go anytime.   This is the only vacuum cleaner I’ll never sell and work hard to keep her job to a minimum even if it means buying a new vacuum.

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