“Borrowing Seats”

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Philosophy - No Comments

You haven’t paid for the “prime seats” at the ball park, football stadium, concert hall etc but there not in use so why not let your butt keep them warm? I could understand if you plan to vandalize the seats, have a bad case of flatulation, or a soda spiller but otherwise why not share those seats with a few friends. Not only am I doing a good deed to the formal renter or owner of such seats by keeping them warm but making sure the entertainer performs at their highest level because they are not looking at a sad empty seat. It’s a win, win situation for even the security guard gets to bring home some extra bacon by earning a few extra dollars by looking the other way. Therefore I will continue to buy the cheap seats and hope that my friends don’t mind sharing the better seats not only for my enjoyment but the general good of society. I knew I could be a lawyer.

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