I love my nose but sometimes it’s size truly gets in my way and in those times I truly need a break or so it seemed. The first time I can remember such a break was when I was playing football in college and made this amazing sack of the quarterback unfortunately the quarterbacks arm and my nose didn’t agree. My nose also doesn’t like very clean windows as can be attested at the local tanning saloon. I found out that they use peanut oil to create an illusion of tanning and was ready to leave unfortunately my exit was blocked by a clear wall of glass which my “Super” nose couldn’t get through but tried to crack the code. It was quite embarrassing not only for my nose but my entire being. It’s great to have a larger nose because you can smell things that others might ignore but with great noses comes greater responsibility. You might be able to smell those bed of roses but those pricks really do hurt.