Gift of Gab

Posted by Bruce - in arts and entertainment, Blog, funny - No Comments

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I was at a restaurant just few nights ago and met a lovely waitress who had the gift of gab. All you hard to say was one word and she would have a complete life story to tell and if you said two words well then you better be ready to sleep there.  It’s amazing because I’m personally great at the introduction and the close but can get bored in the middle. I’m a 10 if you have 15 minutes to kill but fall to a five within the first half an hour and after that it’s time to brush my teeth, come my nose hair or anything else. Seriously though the gift of gab is a wonderful gift that can make you the life of a party unfortunately it’s a party that I won’t be invited too.

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