For those who would consider drafting me for President in 2016 (Cinnamon included) I ask you to reconsider for now. Although I’m flattered for the offer and would love to fly in “Air Force One”, there are a few points (below) that might disqualify me before I even get started.
(1) I’m a crier- I make John Boehner look strong. I can’t imagine going to a military funeral and not shedding more then a few tears.
(2) I have a Jewish Guilt. It’s even worse then Italian guilt and therefore would have difficulty even getting on the golf course when American citizens are in harms way.
(3) My golf game and basketball game suck! The truth is I think Barrack Obama could take me to the hoop as well.
(4) Classical Music has never been my thing. I’m afraid I might fall asleep to Beethoven 4th or 5th piece.
(5) There are certain sports team’s I wouldn’t want to invite to the White House.
(6) My ability to memorize names is lacking. Therefore everyone in the cabinet will be my friend or buddy.
(7)It’s annoying to smile all the time especially at ugly babies. Yes G-D hasn’t given every baby the good looking gene and some truly have a face only a mother could love.
(8) I hate asking for other people’s monies and have never been in a deficit spending yet although college bills are a coming my way.
(9) The “White House” needs new color. I would want to be in the beige family with maybe a tint of yellow instead.