Compared to where others stand I guess I have a good life but I just feel there’s something I’m missing. I guess I should be grateful for being adopted by loving parents from a past that felt like I was contained in a cage. Many of my other friends have spent their entire life in such situations. Just a quick background for the purpose of this blog call me Mrs. C and note that it’s hard for me to focus. Oh can it be! I’m so excited! Sorry I thought I found my special toy. Anyway here are a just a few ways my life is different then my sister and brother.
(1) I HAVE NO CLOTHES unless you count one raincoat. It’s not like I’m cold or anything it’s just when I go outside sometimes I would like to wear something other then my birthday suit. I guess I get my business done quickly this way.
(2) ON GOOD DAYS I EAT SCRAPS. It’s not that I’m complaining (I guess it is) but everyone else is eating a lavish meal and sometimes they’ll throw me a bone or something. I could use something now my stomach is turning.
(3) I NEVER CONTROL THE REMOTE CONTROL. Maybe just maybe there’s a show I want to watch. Probably not there so long but some of those commercials look delicious. I’m thinking with my stomach again it’s amazing I keep such a fine body.
(4) I…… found it! It’s really here! My little ball! I can’t believe it! Paradise awaits!