DOESN’T THIS LOOK LIKE MORE FUN
Dear Mr. President:
I believe a man of your statue needs more time to spend with his friends at Martha’s Vineyard and Hollywood. Therefore may I suggest that you and the V.P. take an early retirement package. I can only imagine how annoying dealing with all the White House business can be for you whether it’s all those crisis in the world or the economy that just wouldn’t listen to you isn’t it time for more rest and relaxation. Your poll numbers are sinking and there have been many different calls for impeachment over some silly laws you bended and ignored with some constitution or something but of course you know better.
I will contribute the first dollar to this campaign for early retirement ( it will be my first dollar to a Democratic campaign) and I’m sure many of my fellow American’s would be happy to contribute as well. This way instead of raising monies for some losing cause you can use it for your early retirement instead. Think of the good you will do for yourself and the nation. Think of the moments with Beyoncé as well (sorry Michele). Happy Retirement and take Joe with you.
Sincerely
Bruce Weinfeld
P.S. If the retirement angle is not your gig I think I can find you a great position as a NCAA announcer or comedian (our country has become a big joke)