I’m a celebrity maybe with a few less fans but still a celebrity in my own right. Everyday a young lady waits anxiously till I get up and when I do she doesn’t give me a moments peace. She even bangs on the door when I take a shower. There are times her brother will join her and follow me around. They wait impatiently for my every appearance as if I just got of a world tour.
I understand that these aren’t the human type of fans but what better loyalty can a celebrity have (if only Justin had a few more) and the great thing about these fans is we can always find one at the local pound. It’s time you become a celebrity today and pick up your own four legged fan who will adore you at all times (you can also borrow mine for an hour or so). Enjoy the fame it can truly last a lifetime.
MY BIGGEST FAN ESPECIALLY WITH A CINNAMON SNACK