Oreo’s have never been this good and that’s bad. These cookies are outrageous with flavor that there is no way you can eat one even if your hands were tied behind your back which is bad because it’s gross to eat with your feet. These cookies are so good that many people will sell their soul for another bite and we all know that’s horrible it should be for at least a whole cookie (just joking G-D but you’ve got to try them). There is a way these cookies could be used for good though; let them be used during criminal interrogation and I promise all unsolved crimes will be solved the only problem is we will have a lot more pleasantly plump prisoners.