If we had a tail.

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, funny - No Comments

man with tail

THAT’S SOME TAIL

The world would be a simpler place if we only had a tail.  We could know right away if someone was attracted to us or wanted us to walk away just by looking at their tail unless they were looking at the guy across the hall. We could itch that annoying spot on our back where are hands don’t go. If we trained our tail well it could probably close the door after we left

Having a tail wouldn’t be all paradise.   There would have to be new types of pants and skirts that would allow our tail to come out.  A tail would also be annoying to wash and style.  It also would be another spot that bugs could bite.  How the hell would you cover your tail in the winter  not to mention getting around those tough corners. Now that I think about it I think I’ll skip the tail at least for now but wings would be great.

No I’m not on drugs it’s just I couldn’t go to sleep last night

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