Naked …. in my dreams

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THIS IS HOW I FEEL EXCEPT MY EARS ARE SMALLER

I always wear my PJ’s to bed but usually find myself naked upon closing my eyes.  I’m not literally naked but it sure feels that way as I walk to stores and then realize I forgot my clothes. I can’t imagine how come I keep having these reoccurring dreams, although I might tend to lose my phone or keys the pants haven’t been a problem, accept when the eyes shut.  Last night I’m naked with my family  outside on a street corner. The strangest part is nobody even notices.  I  tell my wife it’s her responsibility to make sure I don’t walk outside naked but I’d think I could remember this especially with a cold wind.  I’m the type of person who wears thermals as soon as the temperature goes below 40 degrees so why and I’m so comforting being naked then.  I found a solution though I’m going to bring an extra pair of clothes to bed one for the real world and one for the dream world.

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