He loved it (and the banana) He doesn’t like jewish humor/ He didn’t get it
WARNING-This is a 2nd hand joke I got from my Rabbi with a few un kosher additions)
A man asks his neighbor if he could use his apartment to do the wash since his machine broke down. The man says of course but I have a Pit Bull named “Spot” that you can pet but please, please ignore whatever my parrot says. The man agrees and brings the wash over. He pets Spot and proceeds to put in the wash when the parrot speaks ” Hey what are you crazy you can’t mix the white’s and colors”. The man ignores the parrot yet the parrot continues “Those underwear are disgusting don’t you ever wipe your butt”. The man takes a deep breath and exhales but the parrot won’t shut up “You’re wife is going to leave you ha ha”. The man explodes ” You stupid parrot at least I’m free you’re locked up in that cage and…” The man smiles as he feels he’s got his revenge the parrot responds with only 3 words” . “Kill Spot Kill”.