The smell of death – WARNING-This blog stinks

Posted by Bruce - in arts and entertainment, Blog - No Comments

      Recently I noticed a protuding smell oozing out of my car. The smell became worse day after day it felt like a true version of the Tell Tale Heart but I didn’t remember killing anything (well maybe a mosquito). I throughly cleaned the car but the smell kept coming back.  Then I bought an assortment of disenfectants but the smell wouldn’t die.

      It looked like the smell was taking over but I wouldn’t let it win. It was time for serious action so I resorted to the high power vacuums . As I moved the items from my car to prepare for this vacuation I noticed deep in the shallow of this vehicle a dark dingy bag (actually it was a Stop and Shop bag). I slowly moved my hand in the bag and another hand grabbed me (sounds like a good horror movie) it was actually some old eggs. This was the culprit and it wasn’t even born yet to die. Lesson make sure you remove all your grocery bags or face the smell of death.

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