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When an adult acts like a child maybe it’s best to think they are. Mel Robbins of the “Let Them” theory says if we can think of an adult acting like a bigger version of a child it will help one to deal with their tantrums, silent treatments and pouts.  The only difference I have with this mindset is I would  make it the terrible two’s instead.  Instead of treating an adult like one when they have an episode I’d reassure them and set boundaries like they were toddler.  Thank you Mel Robbins because 8 and 2 are great in handling those who act like it even if they have a few gray hairs instead.

I’m dropping the Mic for “Everyone Knows” by The Devil Wears Prada this Tuesday. Enough said listen instead.

If you want to know what you’re missing just break it. That’s right crunch, cut, stamp on it and then get something entirely new instead. It looks okay now but trust me break it and see what else is out there.  Sometimes the classics are truly that but unless your entirely satisfied new could work not just the same but even better.

I’m putting down my pen now. That’s right I’m not writing anymore and you can’t make M-E. I just feel like it okay? What you think I owe you my thoughts and ideas well you don’t I’m free to keep them hidden inside okay?  You don’t care anyway so why should I tell you. It only hurts telling you how I feel so I’m going to keep it hidden. I’m not writing and that’s that unless I still am?

The “Double Tap” will make sure there is no left over residue after one leaves the facility. For, this will be the one toilet that makes sure everything smells nice and clean. Yes, you flush it once but the double tap will flush it again making sure nothing else in the air survives. The 2nd tap provides an incredible shot of a powerful beautiful smell and cleanser to make people believe flowers came out of your derriere. Double Tap because life is too short not to smell the roses even in a bathroom.

Tick, Tick flowers. What it was just about to blow and you escaped the greatest impact how? The truth is whether it’s packed with TNT or Cortisone  you have to know when to get out of the way. You have to put up some barrier that lessons the impact as well. Sometimes that can be a wall between you and the impact other times it’s just a book or NFL game. The problem therefore might not be the explosion but whether one has time to hide before the ultimate “Kaboom”.

FOOTNOTE-  Long road trips can be difficult when the ticking occurs unless one finds a song that deadens the blast.

“Stranger Things Season Boring I mean 6 has just ended on my viewing table. It is so predictable with not Vecna taking over but the PC police.  Yes, the greatest fear one has when the world is coming to an end is coming out in this upside down world. The dialogue and characters at this point are so predictable that the only thing to fear is watching it. That is why “Stranger Things” Season 6 is cut from m

• 1/2- The science lesson is worthy of a 1/2 star.

I want to personal thank the Mayor for restoring our business like never before and to assure him me and my friends will be on his re-election committee even if it’s “behind the scenes”.  No other Mayor has allowed us to produce our products without interference from governmental goons and so close to our customers.  Keep the regulations coming, crack down on “slum landlords”, no increases in rent allows our property values to stay within the margin of success through the best word of all “abandonment”.  The matter of new “real estate” that has occurred is a boon as others have left their buildings wide open for our taking. Less police coming to our town and allowing us to reap the harvest of ICE officials having to wait outside has enabled us to grow our workforce and customers as well.  Our own protection is now employed where those in blue used to reside. So while others are complaining we’re all on your side and I’ll take the Cannoli with me.

If you need a jacket to prepare you for the above “WJGI” will be the right one on your list.  As this jacket will have you truly covered from head to toe. It will of course come with a warm snug hood that is velcro tied but gloves included. That’s right you’ll never have to worry about finding the gloves to match for they will be part of this attire.  WJGI finally being prepared is included in your jacket.

“Adult Ice Cream” will be for those who have a “sophisticated” taste buds and adult sensibilities.  Our first flavor will be “No Sugar Added Coffee Ice Cream” and it will have the vibe of coffee running through it without the harmful effects of sugar or artificial yucky tasting substitute.  It will combine just the amount of coffee to make your **star** buck** or having you dunkin for another scoop.  “Adult Ice Cream” finally Ice Cream for those that don’t scream but delight.