Tinned Yuck!!!

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Tinned Yuck is trending technical called “Tinned Fish” and I ask why?  I understand the economy isn’t great so many might have a difficult time affording the fresh variety but this doesn’t mean it’s still sorta yucky? Just think of eating fish from a metal container saved for G-D knows how long. Fish is not something that usually ages well if you know what I mean and metal with fish are not pairing combinations.  I didn’t even show the contents of what is inside the can because you might want to eat something later not toss one’s cookies. In the end if this is your thing than dig in but for me pass the left overs instead.

  • – The Can looks nice.

PIN Tax Applied

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It’s a hidden tax just for Y-O-U!  Where other customers get a discount yours definitely doesn’t apply as an added fee is based on your attitude.  The good news is I can deduct that hidden tax as long as my neck and ass aren’t annoyed in your presence. So keep it up if you must I’ll just give our company some extra compensation to deal with Y-O-U.

FOOTNOTE-   I’m sure this tax doesn’t apply to the readers of this blog only those that sometimes they must serve.

Excuse M-E

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What just happened? Can someone explained this too M-E of course after the sniff? Hello, I used 4 of my cards and none of them are working.  White Privilege Card wrong address, DNC Card overspent and even my Get Out of Jail card from the monopoly board isn’t working what the hell is going on? This is getting to the point where I might have to recognize that person called my daughter.  Hello, does anyone know who the big man is and if the judge keeps this up I’ll invite him to Barrack Obama’s pool okay. Daddy help me  just a bit more blow 1st.

FOOTNOTE- Half price sale on my paintings to pay for legal expenses after a bit more White House powder.

 

Happy OW Day !!! ** E**

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Happy OW Day when the pain really resulted in something G-R-E-A-T !!!! Yes, going to the gym can cause some of those good ow’s as well but nothing like the 1st one. It’s good to feel pain to cause you to pull away from something that could harm you like a stove but this pain was something that changed two people’s life forever.  Yes, Happy OW day because sometimes pain can truly be great!!

FOOTNOTE-  Happy Birthday Tomorrow

Your Fiction

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The truth is not to be revealed in your book for you can’t handle it. So you live in the fiction section and everyone tells you what you want to hear. Those that dare to reveal some truth will only be blocked or cancelled.  The truth is right in front of Y-O-U and everyone knows but you’d need a microscope to even see a letter of it.  Fiction is not truly  Y-O-U but it is the mirror you live in.

Secret Box

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I’ve got a secret and I know you won’t reveal it.  They can try and torture you to make you snitch but you’ll keep my words to the grave.  For, you’re my best friend and are always there for me in thick and thin.  Your my secret box never to reveal a word could it be because you can’t?

FOOTNOTE-  Who is the “Secret Box” 100 % guaranteed ?

Minutes

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You’re that 1st puff of a cigarette or that one extra step on that elliptical.  It just depends on the minutes I absorb from Y-O-U as you add or minus some from my clock. Do I input your negativity so that the clock stops ticking before my planned time or do I see your extra smile and run right past my time zone? As much as I might try to ignore a bad attitude I know some of it leaks into my stress and blood pressure numbers. Positive effects can also make my body move when it wants to slow down also.    For in the end, you’re not a carton of cigarettes but you might just be a puff that ends mine or on the other hand be the one that breathes more time on this clock.

6th Grade

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It’s not too hard for the 6th grade version of M-E to come out.  For, when times aren’t so busy and individuals act in a rather negative fashion the 6th grade version suddenly appears.  This version feels insecure, alone and even a bit depressed.  Of course I do my best to keep that old mirror cracked but with the wrong condition I still can see a reflection of the previous M-E.

Humidity For All

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It might suck but at least we’re all in agreement.  Humidity is a level we all want to lower so it’s the 100 % poll . There is no Conservative, Liberal, Black, White, Gay, Straight, Male, Female point humidity just sucks.   Yes, we may not like but at least we’re all united about something.

AI For Y-O-U .com/app

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We waste many a day with entertainment and life’s negative forces but with AI for Y-O-U .com/app those wasted days will end for you.  For, this will be the one A-I truly looking out for you as you put in your individual opinion on movies, tv shows and other forms of entertainment so that AI can find your own Nirvana of life. A.I will ask just the right questions to make sure your entertainment fits your own personal program.  Even to the point of finding individuals who share your loves and maybe even your love.  AI will only get sharper to your happiness as it learns more about you and your happiness levels.   AI for Y.O.U isn’t it time someone truly cared about your happiness.

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