Pain Won Out or Kidney Stones Suck!!!

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kidney stones

One of these little stones STOPPED me from being “me”.  Yes the pain won out and led me to a crashing stop!  For those that haven’t experienced the pain of Kidney Stones I pray that my pain will be the sacrifice needed to make sure this never comes in your life. For there aren’t enough 4 letter words to explain how it feels at the rawest point. Now I’m back or at least trying to skip this stone but this morning will be one soon not outched away in my pain memories.

Stephen Hawking- THE QUESTIONS- WARNING…..

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Stephen Hawkings Stephen Hawkin

Warning

WARNING-   The questions in this post might be a bit troubling for some but don’t tell me you never pondered these thoughts.

While we mourn the passing of the genius Stephen Hawkings and ponder whether he would have been able to prove his Hawking Radiation Theory or whether Black Holes really do shrink there are other questions curious minds are asking. Questions that now we probably will never have an answer here are just a few (below).

(1) How did you perform your matrimony duties and who was let’s say wheeling who?

(2) When you got angry could you raise the volume of your voice control?

(3) How did you actually move out when you got divorce to your wife(s)?

(4) Did you ever drink and drive and if so did you have an accident?

 

Demonstration Against SELF

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Student Walk Out 2 Student Walk out

This is probably the first student walk out where those demonstrating were asking for more restrictions on themselves.  In the past people demonstrating because they didn’t want to go to war, wanted more freedom(s) but this demonstrations asked for the government to take away their own rights. It seems a bit bizarre but if they want the government to restrict them from buying certain fire-arms then let’s give it to them.  Maybe they should also protest against having the right to listen to certain music or video games while they’re out it. I’ll support their protest against themselves wherever it goes as long as it doesn’t affect those not in their marches.

 

Maybe I’m RIGHT ? !

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When all the calculations are done could I just be right in the 1st place? When dealing with those who are older in the family line I usually start with a whole bunch of negatives yet even after adding them all up if I often find that I was positive after all.  Therefore sometimes I must take the heat from all sides and remain cool, as I stand by a formula that truly works for all even if another takes the equation.  For once a negative is discovered on my side it’s too late to remember the equation in the 1st place.

Should the Lamb be Celebrating!

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Connor Lamb Celebration

Should Connor Lamb be celebrating a victory over Rick Saccone when the raise is going right down to the bone?  I’m sure oversee’s military ballots have not been counted and those usually swing to the G.O.P while a vote this close to the razor’s edge will require a recount.  Mr. Lamb might have to take back his public sacrifice before it is even served up. The Democrats did better then expected in this Trump territory no matter what the final count comes out which proves if you dress a Donkey in Elephant clothing a Lamb might make this public sacrifice after all.

Stephen Hawking death inspires….

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Stephen Hawkin Stephen Hawkings

World acclaimed physicist Stephen Hawking’s has passed away on a day that will inspire many scientist to ponder is there a mathematical formula written above. For this man of incredible intellect died on the same birthday of another genius Albert Einstein and is also the date of PI where many mathematicians and scientist celebrate this ratio.   It could be just a coincidence or could be another theory that requires a physicist like Mr. Hawkings to ponder where-ever his molecular structure ends up. RIP Steve Hawkings may you finally live the formula for eternal peace for your soul.

Rex Tillerson- Knew or….

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Rex Tillerson knew or if he read any tea leaves should have, that his days at the State Department were coming to an end.  He must have understood that President Trump isn’t the type of person who wants his cabinet to disagree with him in the public light as the former Secretary has done on many occasions. The tea was literally spilling by the time the President decided to meet with Kim Jung Un without consulting his Secretary of State. This should have been the time that Mr. Tillerson was handing in his resignation letter instead of continuing his trip to Africa.   Rex Tilllerson became too much of insider for an outsider President and Mr. Tillerson should have seen the door closing before the boot was kicking him out.

Toast & Spread

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Spreads 1 plain white toast Speads 2

After years and years of trying to find why we often have conflicts I finally came to the conclusion you’re the “toast” and I’m the SPrEad.  You’re practical and plain while I’m a bit more daring and even crazy!  I like to make life fun and interesting but you constantly look at the bottom line with every performance.  I guess a spread must go on something but you should also realize toast is just to dry to eat alone.  Sometimes my spreads don’t work out but isn’t it more interesting to try for if one hits maybe we can even bring multi-grain flavor. Oh well it was worth a try.

BANNED- H-U-G-S

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banned hugs  Banned 2 banned

It’s the 5th anniversary of “banned hugs” and is the world feeling any better?  Just to remind us of how we came to this important decision the “#MeToo Movement” was able to have the Supreme Court decide that hugging was a form of sexual harassment as Joan Beneath claimed that the hug she received was way to low and the court couldn’t find the exact spot where it would be acceptable to all.  Hugging is now banned on all public properties (with exemptions) and those seen performing the act have faced civil and criminal penalties even if it appeared to be consensual.  Let us look at the result of this decision (below).

(1) MORE ANIMAL ADOPTIONS– Hugging with dogs is still permissible in 48 states. California and NY are banning this form of “affection” it as well.

(2)  MALL VISITS & SHOPPING HAVE DECREASED RAPIDLY- Amazon might have been the impetus but who wants to lose their savings by an accidentally hug.

(3) INCREASE IN PETTY CRIMES –  It appears that if people can’t feel the affection in the public that they seek the attention other ways.

(4) HOTEL BUSINESS BOOMING – As the only industry exempt from this ban more people are spending extra time at these businesses.

(5) PSYCHIATRY CARE ON THE RISE-  Counseling of all forms is a rapidly growing business especially acting where self hugging is still permitted. 

Self hug 1 

Worth the $$

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Gum Detoxify 1

This might just be the toothpaste that has me moving from my Dollar Tree habit.  If “Crest Gum Detoxify” actually improves my chances of less visits to the dentists then it’s worth every brush. This is the only toothpaste that I know which doesn’t just make your teeth shiny clean but helps the roots/gums which keep them in place.  Today my tooth and gums will learn the truth and tomorrow we will see if the dentist does as well.

 

 

 

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