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April

Secret Affair

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It’s an affair of the heart that you didn’t even know was beating. For you’ve done nothing wrong and even you’re mind is clean but deep down you know if push came to shove the affair of the heart might actually come alive. For now it’s just a bigger smile then you’ve seen as well as a conversation that is deeper then you would be having at home and that’s where it might end up unless someone decides to push it a bit further. If that occurs the heartbeat might stop or bring your heartbeat into a dangerous place where one feels more but ends up with less.

April

Late AGAIN….

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I’m sorry can I get an extension for I’m only one day off and I’m sure some are still recovering from the celebration. Yes, I know missed it last year and the year before but this deadline for “fun” seems to be always off my schedule. I promise I’ll make it up with extra credit even if it gives me a headache and a bigger belly. Well I guess there’s always next year just keep the tap running and I’ll try to get there on time … this time or maybe….

April

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April

Confession of a Murderer- Chappaquiddick

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I have blood on my hands… well it’s not actually blood but it is murder. Well maybe it’s not murder but involuntary manslaughter(s). Yes there was more then one victim and after the movie Chappaquiddick I decided it’s time for my confession. For even though my victims died over 30 years ago you never know when the evidence will come out.

My victims died in the water as well but that’s actually where they lived not driven too. It was due to my neglect as one was put in before there time which caused an epidemic in their tank of life. Ick suddenly appeared as they started swimming upside down and losing fins before I knew it. I can’t remember how many died before the Ick medicine stopped the onslaught but let’s just say the toilet water bill was excessive that month. So my confession is made and I’ve had to deal with the guilt of knowing that their swimming days were cut short because of my neglect over 30 years ago. I know they are looking at me from a tank above and saying “why” or probably nothing at all. My fish how I miss them I think I’ll have one with tartar sauce tonight.

April

Clothing Tribe

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You often can tell the tribe that one wants to identify with by the clothes they wear. Whether it’s a difference in a religious following, cultural stand, or just what group you feel you belong too the clothes you wear reflect that identity. Sometimes the differences are so minute between such groups that only a hat might be the only difference or be so completely different that it appears one is far a different planet then the other. The problem though is once someone is identified in one group “the leader” might cause the rest of those who wear such attire to be pigeon holed in their image.

Yet what happens to the person who doesn’t want to fit in with just one group? Sometimes this person might feel a bit more country then other times a bit more rock & roll and sometimes he just wants to ride a horse. This person’s wardrobe is as complicated as they are and that’s why I need a walk in closet how about you?

April

A BIT MORE DOG

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Some dogs are more dog and some appear more human. Maybe it’s the clothes we put them in or the things that they put themselves that cause us to personify them so much. Don’t get me wrong dogs should be part of the family but they shouldn’t take your seat. It’s hard though to get past their licks and what appear to be smiles not to see more in them then they actually have. Yet how many people will walk up to you and your lick face or sniff your butt (I don’t want to get too personal). Sometimes you just have a bit more dog especially when you go to a place that this member is not allowed in…I’ll be back soon.

April

Tracy Morgan FUNNIER

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While SNL portrayed one version of Tracy Morgan the real version is truly hilarious. Let’s face it the caricature that Tracy Morgan played on this show became predictable and after a while a bit tiresome. Yet his humor was unleashed on the Howard Stern show to show his rapid fire of jokes that lasted throughout the interview. Offending everyone and offending know one at the same time. If only I knew Tracy Morgan was this funny in the past my laugh bone would have been in better shape today.

April

South Carolina Secession Part 2

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Could there be a repeat of this headline with an actual just cause this time ? South Carolina State Legislator Mike Pitts maybe become the Jefferson Davis of his lifetime if this G-D forbid actually came true. For if the nation tried to eliminate the 2nd Amendment from the constitution I’m afraid we would truly end up being divided in two parts with no one really winning. Let’s hope for the good of the whole country that our constitutional rights are protected as a whole and that a part II stays just a script not a call to action.

April

Absurdly… Offensive?

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These jokes are patently offensive (above & below) but will they become the next victim of the P.C police? I offended myself by putting them up because they can “hurt” unless you understand that they are meant not to but reach for a funny bone where it couldn’t easily be found. Yes, those around us who are hateful might use them in their vile rhetoric but could others full of love make such jokes as well without being added to their list? Should “jokes” be banned because they’re over the top or because they’re truly not funny? I guess in the end it depends who is telling them, where they are told, and what is the true intention? For that reason maybe let our funny bone be free to laugh at what it wants and let our legs walk out when it’s not moving.

FOOTNOTE– I apologize in advance if anyone is hurt by this humor or if anyone laughed and felt they shouldn’t. You can laugh though because I’m the one telling the jokes and my heart is truly full of love even if these “jokes” are full of laughs.

April

Rebellion Began

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I never really fit in with any one group growing up as I was far from jock, fashion king and wasn’t even nerdy enough to fit in the category, yet that was just the start of the walk toward rebellion. For when everyone in “my group” thought one way I decided to try and think a totally different way just to see where the grass was really blue. Yet the show “Jewtopia” took me over the edge as every stereotype expected of those within “the tribe” had me open my closet to reveal I was truly a rebel. I might except most of the faith observation but trust me I don’t fit any of their categories or for that matter any other category one might try to pigeon hole me in. For I am Bud Rebel a rebel with many a cause!

Secret Affair

Late AGAIN….

studybuddy.com

Confession of a Murderer- Chappaquiddick

Clothing Tribe

A BIT MORE DOG

Tracy Morgan FUNNIER

South Carolina Secession Part 2

Absurdly… Offensive?

Rebellion Began

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