Amish Move- Might Become A True Story

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I’m moving way out because society has pulled me way too far. With modern society getting way too expensive to live a move to the Amish way of life might just fit into this budget. Yes, I don’t have much of a green thumb but I figure I’ll have plenty of time to learn once I turn off all the necessities of today’s times.  Just think about it this winter I won’t have to worry about my gas or electric bill and my grocery cost will be grown right where I put down these boxes. Have you heard about a crime wave hitting the Amish or stepping over the homeless just to get home?  The only problem is my faith path is a bit different then thou’s. Oh well if they’ll accept me maybe G-D will as well. Amish move it might be the modern way to go today.

FOOTNOTE-  This is not in my story but I believe many will consider it if the times we live in continue down the same path.

In The Dark

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There are certain times and places when one is best to be in the dark. For example,  when the eyes get a bit too heavy then the light is not what one wants to see.  Darkness is also great to be seen when what you would see is something the aroma will give away. That is why I wonder do we really need lights in a bathroom?

Married- To Live Long

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I wanted my marriage partner to live a long life so I went a bit bad. For, I’ve lived the Billy Joel song and didn’t want to find this partner six feet under as well.  It might seem wrong but either way, I think I win.  If they live a shorter life than the song well then they weren’t so good anyway and if they live a long life well at least I had them for some more good times than if I had chosen the other path.  To conclude If only the good die young then at least my partner will have to bury me now.

FOOTNOTE– I personally hated the words too that song and am trying my best to prove they don’t fit in my mirror.

 

The Pass

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No, (above) that’s not me I’ve just been given a 24-hour pass.  Every once in a while those that have gone through the gates get to come down to our “old world” on good behavior to attend a wedding, passing, or just to see how everyone is hanging.  Yes, we can make the wind blow a bit colder and you might hear our voices in the dark but it’s only for a short period, and trust me we’re in the Casper phase if that at all. In truth, we never ever totally leave and at times we’re even closer than one might think.

Undercover

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You accept me with all my faults and more as I’m part of your “team”.  Traits and actions are deleted from my files even though they would land many an opponent up the river without a paddle. I know if I say that it’s “in the name” or “you know we need each other” all will be forgiven and I use it at every turn.  Our mutual fear of the opponent keeps us glued together through thick and thicker.  I know as long as our “team” wins I’ll have the pass. Therefore I’ll make sure that victory occurs no matter how that needs to be done and as such I know my sins will always be undercover.

Kleo- Part II- Netflix

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Kleo is more than one show so I decided to post a 2nd blog post on it. For, one part is action & comedy and the other is theatrical drama and more.  Kleo moves in so many directions effectively that they are a puzzle that somehow fits the following episode yet is unique to stand alone.  Flashbacks, theatrical readings, and action it’s just part of the game this series takes you through.  It also has a unique take on history which is not in my perspective so it’s refreshing and a bit disturbing as one I don’t prescribe to but not so obvious it’s obnoxious. Kleo the Netflix series that has all the ingredients for a great show and a few more.

**** – Loved it so much that I didn’t let the faulty ending effect my final review

 

Plain

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Let’s face it I’m plain. After I’m done on this plate many will forget I even existed. Yet, I lived a good life trying to bring joy and doing my part for those who were in my circle.  I didn’t revolutionize the world but that’s okay I had moments that were delightful and it was just a plain good life.   Plain isn’t so bad after all as long as that is was you ordered.

Serial Killer

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He’s after me or so it seems. I run and hide as if I’m living through a real-life version of Halloween wondering how I can escape my boogie man. Then when I least expect he attacks but wait it’s not me it’s the….  Too late I was looking for the wrong killer all the time.

FOOTNOTE-  Horror in development and spelled differently. 

Dog Candy

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Why should “Halloween” only be for the 2 legged friends with “Dog Candy”  we 4 leggers can enjoy it as well. This candy will only be packaged as such but contain the ingredients that we will enjoy without having to run to the vet afterward.  The key is it will look great before opening it up and taste the same for us as well.  It may not be the healthiest treat but it sure will be tasty.  “Dog Candy” isn’t it time for us to enjoy your fun?

 

You Had Me At….

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You had me at ha,ha.  While others had the possessions and the fame your jokes carried me way farther. I couldn’t get you out of my mind as you brought real happiness to a moment that was honestly getting a bit bland and boring. Trust me the routines don’t worry except if it’s in the funny bone stage.

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