“The Naked Gun” was well way too clothed. It had it’s moments but they were far and few between as most were “corny” and “predictable. The days of quick fast humor as in the original and “Airplane” might be a causality to the clothed population of the PC Police. I wanted some raw humor but instead felt I was fully dressed except for the pants.
** You can extra a 1/2 star if “literally bathroom humor” is your thing.
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Imagine being able to learn at your own pace without any really pressure then “YL” will be for Y-O-U. YL will allow you to receive a top education on any topic at your pace and still receive the credentials you deserve. The YL will utilize AI technology to make sure your time is made the most productive. With YL you won’t be stuck in large lecture halls or take off time to make it to class because it will all be in your own hand. You will get right to the points that need to be discussed and receive the education you desire. This way you can continue to build your career, strengthen your family and still keep learning. YL education can occur anywhere and at your schedule.
Many times the best things come in “small packages” which is the message I receive from this weeks Dvar Torah/Parsha. For, G-D tells the Jewish nation that they won’t be the largest nation yet still have a large purpose. We sometimes get stuck in a believe system where we have to be the wealthiest and/or most famous to have an impact yet sometimes the most simple words and actions can have the greatest impact. So where-ever you are on this journey called life take a moment and open a small package of love it might just be the impact the world really needs.
We need to develop a Macrophage Cell that kills only Cancer Cells in a body which is under attack. Just as the Koala Bear only eats eucalyptus leaves this cell would only seek and kill cancer cells. It would be designed to self destruct if none of these Cancer cells exist within the area it has been inserted in. Whether it be in the Pancreas, Brain, Lung etc these cells would get to work as soon as they are inserted into the “affected body”. If this cure would work we would be able to eliminate Cancer without harming the bodies it is in.
FOOTNOTE- I had to write this just in case it is not being developed yet.
It was a moment where nothing even happened but I will hold onto forever. For even though we never touched our souls connected in a way that few do. We had a bond of pain that connected us as if we were in a relationship for a lifetime. This was a connection I rarely felt with those I was supposed to be the closet too. It was truly special even if I’ll never see it again with Y-O-U.
I don’t even know why I’m telling Y-O-U this because I’m sure you’ll betray M-E as well. For, every time I trust another they attack so I have to act to defend myself first and foremost? Sometimes I feel as if I’m a rat in a cage with individuals continually poking me. Others try to tell me there might be other reasons they don’t say “hello, goodbye” or just plain ignore M-E but I know they’ve turned and I won’t let them get away with it even if I stand all alone. The worst is when they try and challenge M-E then my blood really boils. Everything is black and white I just don’t know why it always has to happen to M-E. I wish someday I had have someone I can trust but that will never be in my mirror.
FOOTNOTE- Do you see these symptoms (below) in your mirror or a loved one?
• A general attitude starting in young adulthood that consistently interprets acts of others as a deliberate threat or attack
• They often assume without rational base that others will betray or hurt him
• Doubtful of loyalty from even close friends
• Will see comments or events as if they had a secret and threatening meaning
• Never forgets, never forgives, believes he is always right
• Very reserved, afraid that personal information will be used against him
• Tendency towards humiliation, easily offended, often shamed
• Can be very jealous, doubting the sexual fidelity of his partner without reason
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In many ways you are this picture except for the years in between. For, just as an infant has a temper that only can only be controlled after a tantrum so do Y-O-U. Sometimes you’ll want to be helped other times you’ll want to be hold and finally other times you just want to be listened to and since your mental state matches the picture above I’ll have to figure it out on my own. Most of all I have to stay calm during these tense moments and protect myself from the outburst. Adult child the years might change but the attitude remains the same.
I know it’s hot outside but does it have to be so cold here? Let’s have an “air condition reality” moment instead. I don’t want to go from my bathing suit to a winter jacket in a few feet. I appreciate that you are trying to make my stay comfortable but shivering isn’t part of that. So please put the air condition at a reality temperature and trust me we all will be fine or at least I will.