I have decided to pick someone who everyone loves and fills the void. Let’s face it we’re not going to run the country anyway so why pick someone who can think quicker then Joe. He/she won’t be a threat to the pants suit at 16oo Pennsylvania Avenue. This is breaking all barriers against race, religion, creed and now thing. A matter of fact she/he is so bland you can put anyone with it. The truth is if doesn’t work out I can just eat it and nobody really will care. So my pick is ….White Toast
FOOTNOTE- Political analyst from MSNBC are saying this is a brilliant choice now someone please pass the jamb.
FOOTNOTE- Can anyone prove this toast is less then 35 years old it’s got those old burn marks.

