With the Bacteria/Urine Detector you’ll be able to detect areas on your floors and walls where concentration of harmful substances exist in your home so you can eliminate them from their dangerous existence. Once you use this spray the change of the color will help you quickly see the area you need to attack to keep you and your loved ones safe and healthy. The Bacteria/Urine Detector for sometimes harm is hidden from us.
We no longer accept the derogatory word “dog” when identifying us and want reparations for the untold years of torment we endured with such a label. Yes, we now identity as “Humans W Tails” and expect all the rights and privileges’ do to others in this homosapien class. Now before you claim we don’t have the intellect to fill such a role look who you currently elected for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue he makes some of our Poodles look like geniuses. Oh that was just one mistake hum how about that Senate from Pennsylvania I think his “Human W Tail” makes the real decisions. Our vocal chords may not be strong but we sometimes walk on 2 legs. So end this discrimination N-O-W and add us to your voting roles trust me you couldn’t do much worse.
You who claim to be some Vegan and/or Kosher ate my brother and come to think of it my entire family!! Oh don’t claim it was some accident you did when you were sleeping if you kept your big mouth closed when you were sleeping this never would have occurred. For, my family members felt trapped as you disguised your mouth as a cave even if you didn’t know that you were so good at set designer, trust me to a spider you’re an expert. Even if you claim that this didn’t occur how about the coffee beans you ground up or those cookies you made from scratch didn’t you see my sisters parts before you took a bite/drink? Yet you keep on eating, drinking and sleeping as if nothing is going on well for one with eight legs trust me your guilty as charged! So stop with those labels until your six feet under and then let’s see who gets the last bite.
FOOTNOTE- The government allows for some insect parts in your coffee and flour products because it’s nearly impossible to keep out.
If you’re like M-E you’re basically news O-U-T. Yes, you’ll glance at it to check on a local team or make sure the rain that is falling on your head was in the forecast, but at this point news just feels like an obituary column in more ways then one. So take an escape with this great song (below) and G-D willing maybe we’ll just wake up on the right side of the bed by 1/20/25.
The times we live in have made my flight much more difficult. As I’ve witnessed heavy dark clouds that this nation has never seen take away the freedom I previously soared through. Justice is no longer blind but based on the political winds at the moment and how best to stop one from soaring ahead. Yet through it all I see peaks of sunshine based on previous travels with friends that were willing to lose it all against all stakes. Yes, the flight is difficult now a days but I G-D willing I believe that once again we will make America Great Again one flight at a time.
I’m happy to see you just not in that way. There is no gun in my pocket as trust me it’s not what it looks like. Sometimes spider bites can do things to ones body that doesn’t only feel wrong but looks that way and this Brazilian Wandering one did it to M-E. Anyway you shouldn’t be looking there anyway right? In the end sometimes ones appearance doesn’t stick it exactly as one would like I just hope this isn’t that end. Someone get me a doctor!!!
“Invasion” has been ghosted by M-E ! After the shark jumped over the tank in episode 8 I decided that Casper should appear instead and not the one in the episode. The show lost it’s core as the attack by Aliens was replaced by silly soap opera and as a result lost M-E. It’s a shame because we lasted through some awesome episodes and one where the séance was being prepared and now the show is just a haunted memory.
**- Up to Episode 6
**** Episode 6
*After Episode
What you’re about to read probably won’t make any sense but I wanted to still share with Y-O-U something that G-D willing will be COMING SOON….
ART MAN is carefully formulating a food dish. He appears very scattered as he searches for ingredients.
ART MAN- Where is that damn Turmeric?
Hand suddenly appears with Turmeric.
MR. KOOL appears.
MR. KOOL– You’re doing it again aren’t you?
ART MAN- Let me concentrate.
MR. KOOL – You forget about the new dog.
Mr, Kool stands over a sizzling frying pan with a piece of raw steak hanging by a knife. He drops it in the oil.
ART MAN- It’s the presentation
MR. KOOL- It’s the taste.
ART MAN & MR KOOL- Your on,
Art Man & Mr. Kool continue to work on their creations
Dogs run to kitchen except Bud. They start eating.
ART MAN- Where is that new dog anyway? I don’t think he’s too brilliant.
MR. KOOL- Ow I think your wrong.
Bud runs to kitchen sniffs Art Man’s creation and walks away.
MR. KOOL- Speak
BUD- Barks
Mr. Kool hangs a piece of steak Bud eats it.
ART MAN- I don’t think he likes me!
MR. KOOL- Sure he does my friend. Look
Bud rolls over by Art Man. Art Man smiles.
ART MAN- I guess you won this food battle. He is some ugly dog but sorta cute and has an uncanny resemblance.
You may think you can get away from your misdeeds but “Lassie Is A Bitch”. That’s right accidents can happen and if you cause problems in mine my best friend might just actually eat your homework or pee on your socks. I can’t control what my dog does or knows but if you think “Karma Is A Bitch” well just say Lassie is her cousin. Revenge is sweet especially when it comes from your four legged friend. Good dog or maybe bad for Y-O-U.
Yes, this is not the most brilliant movie ever but in the times we live it just might get into your blood, For, this movie is over the top bloody, violent but mostly hysterically funny especially considering the PC world we live in. The story is a bit silly but nothing comparing the times we live in. Renfeld takes a bit of the PC world and leaves ones blood filled with laughter and fun.
*** – An extra star probably based on the mood I was in while seeing this film.