Monthly Archives January 2018

When I’m feeling sick like a dog or even a cat I call my body in to discuss a war strategy for attack. There is nothing left to chance as all aspects of the body, mind and soul must go on the offensive to cause a quick and G-D willing decisive victory. Here is my general strategy which I hope you want share with the enemy cells (literally)

(1) SLEEP- My body needs all the energy it can to fight those elements that want to attack it so rest is a requirement in advance.

(2) TEA, MORE TEA, & EVEN TEA- The body is inundated with enough tea so my cells won’t be deprived of the thirst they need to go to battle and if they’re nice some honey is put on the side.

(4) VITAMIN’S OVERLOAD- These are the missiles that throw the enemy into hiding.

(5) SWEAT- It’s brutal to fight a battle so I decide to sweat it out with layers that insure it’s plenty wet after the initial attack.

(5) ADDITIONAL PRAYERS- Since my body is doing all the fighting it needs help from the true force.

(6) JEWISH PENICILLIN- Just to make sure the enemy is completed defeated this remedy knocks them down for the count especially if Matzoh Balls are added to the mix.

San Francisco Judge William Alsup needs to go back to law school because just because something “feels good” doesn’t make it the law.  The Executive Branch can’t decide to enforce the law on some and ignore the law for others, there is supposed to be equal justice in our country. Therefore if we believe the that those individuals who were brought to this country as children illegally should have the right to stay the people must vote for this to occur in legislative action that is signed by the President not made up by him/her. That’s just  law 101 and as a federal judge you decisions shouldn’t be based on how one feels but what is written even if you think the President is a meany. Yes, I’m writing in baby talk for this judge’s decision appear to be written by a 5th grade who failed his test.

Superdog is back ready to lick the world and bring happiness to all she encounters. After the evil Dr. Pet infiltrated or lovable heroine with a shot she has returned to full strength ready for any ball or sock that gets in her way. She may not leap tall buildings or break steel with her paws but she can bring a smile to almost any face even if she must lick it out of you.  Superdog is back and the world can feel a lot happier and even a bit sillier as well and that’s the way it should be.

Let’s say I decided to take a break from “social media” what would happen in my life or yours?  Would the world no longer believed we existed or just had nothing to share?  Could the posts  upon our return blow up or be ignored because people would be more or less interested in “what had happened”?   Maybe the posts would be more brilliant or sillier because I had additional time to think about them or maybe I’d forget the brilliant or silly idea after all.   Social Media break is something to think about and write about but I’m not sure it will happen anytime soon unless my internet is down.

The death of Olivia Nova a 20 year old porn star makes those who follow this industry have to ask themselves some series questions.  She is the 3rd porn star to die in the past 3 months

(1) Should a person who can’t even legally drink be involved in this type of work?

(2) Do many of the people involved in this industry suffer from mental health issues that should be treated before they are involved in  such work?

(3) Would an individual who watches such “entertainment” be in someway responsible for how these people are treated in this business? For without their viewing would it put a stop to their mistreatment?

(4) Is this an industry that should be more regulated to insure the safety and health of those who decide they want to be involved in it?

Today I received the scariest part of any project the expected budget!!! It wasn’t that scary but I like the drama. Yet it created enough fear to have me ask several questions (see below). I really believe the people that want to produce this project have great intentions but it’s frightening when this much capital is on the line and my reputation even I was working with the Pope.  Well maybe I’ll ask him in my next religion.

You think we’re not that intelligent but you pay $$’s to cause pain to your loved one’s, what kind of brains does that take?  I know you love me so why would you believe those in strange masks when they say it won’t hurt that bad don’t you hear my yelps?  You might think I’m stupid eating the things I do but at least it doesn’t make me feel like it.  So trust you’re 4 legged friend and realize those with masks are only there for the $$ and the pain. Oh it hurts!!!

FOOTNOTE- Vet’s please don’t take offense to my dogs perspective and maybe offer a lollipop and bone after the visit. You decide who gets what.

It can make anyone reach for their guns when someone is interrupted during a bathroom break.  Within the past 48 hours those guns have been drawn 4 times by me and others at me. For some how the lock and our hands don’t seem to come together and others including myself have accidentally checked on a scene we should have changed the channel on.  The truth is there is nothing to see especially when the bigger number is present except someone sitting down and by the time the individual realizes the mistake the door is already closed.  Maybe an automatic lock on the bathroom door is such a bad idea after all.