Why did this happen to me? The Doctor is supposed to make you feel better and now I just feel as if I’m an upside down ice cream cone unable to lick. What did I do to deserve this fate. Mom says I’ll have this off in know time but I missing the time of my life now, including sniffing butt time. If this is so good for me why doesn’t the doctor put one on his own neck. Of course I know he was a doctor he was wearing a white jacket. Give me a break what do you think I have a bone for a brain, although I could go for one right now if I didn’t have this stupid cone around my neck. I thought I’d be the life of the Super Bowl party but now I just look like a clown dog which everyone will laugh at. It’s so unfair!