That’s me on the big screen and boy do I look good! While my flea friends were scared to take the big stage I flew right in and what a seat I got! I want to thank my human friend Mr. Putin who got me this invite right on the front row. They even have graphics of my landing. I thought about moving on Donald but he’s too strong and I figured Hillary would pretend I didn’t exist like terrorism in Benghazi and those deleted emails. So look out world I’ve finally become the most famous fly in the world and with only a few days left in the campaign and my life (fly’s don’t live to long) here’s to the memories.