I think my dog just gave me a bipolar experience. For, at one lick she showed her lovely expression but at the other point (ow) she took a different bite into this mood. Yes, her bites are not meant to take off any body parts but they still sorta hurt and I’m really not into pain. Yet, I know that this is an expression of her playfulness I just wish it didn’t ow hurt so much.
There are plenty of places one can save their monies for but the ones below should not be in that category.
(1) Medical Care- You’re life and/or those of your loved ones may be dependent on it as well as their mental well being.
(2) Lawyers- You truly pay for what you get, and an inexpensive lawyer might cost you more in justice and/or freedom. Furthermore, the cheaper bill can be more expensive as they bill be the minute and appeals add up.
(3) Accountants- If you try to save monies on this item then number two (above not bathroom although it can feel as such) might come into play.
(4) Nutrition- One doesn’t have to eat the “finest restaurant” but skimping out on necessary nutrition can take a bite into number one.
FOOTNOTE- What would you add to this list?
If you want to “startle” your friends, family and neighbors in some of the funniest poses then it’s time for Candid Camera Toys. Can you imagine the reaction of your friend as they discover some alien bone that opens up when they go to pick it up? How would you’re friend react to a colorful box that crumbles as soon as they pick it up? Yet with the Candid Camera Toy you won’t have to imagine anymore because it will take live action images as it is occurring for you and your associate to laugh about later. The Candid Camera Toy because some of the funniest moments have to be captured.
FOOTNOTE- The Candid Camera Toy meant for fun purposes only.
Do not go “back to the future” or the future might become your tyrant. We just wanted to see what the future held for us but instead unleashed them into our time period. At first they treated us like some exhibit in the zoo watching us from a far but when illnesses from the past or future interfered with our cultures the destruction began. They thought with their superior technology that they would keep us at bay but what they didn’t perceive is out determination to survive and adapt faster than their effort to control us. Eventually the past won but not without destroying the future we could have had if we just time work on it’s on clock.
Sorry Oscar I was just watching the paint dry instead. Yes, I forgot about you but as you said you’re getting a bit old and at this time forgettable. Big movies aren’t as big as they previously were and award shows are even becoming more dry. Oscar thank you for the good times but lately I’ve traded your award in for a toe nail clip instead.
FOOTNOTE- The Oscars isn’t dead to me a matter of fact it’s “The Undead” and if my film comes to this stage I’ll be chanting your name.
The clock was ticking as all the signs pointed to the end yet Milk was what I saw. For, I was trying to avoid another conflict with my wife even as the world was on fire around me that Milk had to be found. Many a grocery store was hit by hurricanes, droughts, famines but I had to find the one which had 2 % before my marriage came to an end. Glory be I found the milk and was heading home but was stopped dead by the four horseman. Sometimes one misses the big picture when searching for Milk.
Today’s the day the red carpet comes out as “The Undead” makes it’s Oscars splash. Well not on their red carpet but on ours in the Tinseltown of Brooklyn, NY. So here’s to all those who put their incredible, awesome efforts in bringing “The Undead” to life and now it’s time to celebrate!!
FOOTNOTE– Sold out event
L-O-N-E-L-Y
In a crowded room where nobody hears my voice.
Dreaming of making it big without a whisper from even a mouse.
Listening to a song that four letter word love appears in a distant painful memory.
With a marriage separated by heart.
In a relationship that is kept together by a withering string.
Alone with fears, anxiety and just plain life.
I know in the end one may die alone but I never knew the dying would be years long.
I realize in today’s world that my devotion to trying to fulfil G-D’s missing isn’t as much about punishment as it is about L-O-V-E. For in the past mistakes were paid for with the ultimate penalty but today it’s about lowering the boundary between M-E and thy creator. I believe G-D accepts us at our level as long as we are searching in our way to lesson our boundary between the mundane and the divine. G-D is the ultimate awesome four-letter word and I hope my actions and words bring that L-O-V-E into my life and the one’s I love and try to.
I could be having the worst day but seeing you turns my frown upside down. Maybe it’s that tail wagging when I walk in the room that makes me feel as if this day is just about to get better or maybe it’s the silliness you bring back into a serious day that allows the anger, pain, frustration etc etc just melt away. I could pay for a whole psychiatric team or just look at Y-O-U and smile. I’ll choose that later.