Monthly Archives July 2023

You’re embarrassed come on man I’m the Commander & Chief in that field. Yes, Google has been politically correct and not put my name under that search as this young lady is but trust me the world knows better or worse depending on your perspective.

So don’t be embarrassed for any falls, spills, blunders or totally goof off for the man who resides in 1600 Pennsylvania has you beat by a Corn Pop. Oh yeah that’s me. Come on man.

FOOTNOTE- Watch this video and you should never be embarrassed again.

I’ve been seen in hundreds of movies but without a nut going my way. At this point I should have my own star on the walk of fame but I get nothing!!! Not even one IMDB credit give me a break. It’s enough to make me want to walk the current actors guild picket line.  I especially single out Bud Rebel who has not listed me in any credits although I’ve been featured in many of his productions. From now on if you want my image on your film you’ll get it when I’m stuffed.

FOOTNOTE-    After reading this post and (maybe writing it) Bud Rebel has agreed to make changes noted.

7-19-23-  Cocaine has mysteriously been found on Hunter Biden’s jacket and the same crack team that investigated the White House Cocaine leak is now looking into Hunter Biden’s Jacket.  The initial reports suggest they have no idea how Cocaine suddenly appeared on his jacket but the reports say a possible strong blow/wind might have caused this incident. The FBI lead investigator Senoevil has said “There appears to be nothing here folks but are top crew ( above) are still investigating.

FOOTNOTE-  The Swat has pulled over Former President Donald Trump and seized an overdue library book in his glove department.

They say these two images don’t go together but I’ve already framed them on my wall.  For, I believe that sugar coated cereal will last longer if kept in the refrigerator even if all the critics believe this is just a fable.  I saw this image on my family’s kitchen table (well refrigerator) and if it worked for them than it will works for M-E.  Yet logic has a role in the fable um, I mean philosophy since summer humidity can make your cereal’s stale and the refrigerators cold temperature might just prevent that from happening. Either way I’m just doing it and if you don’t like you know where you can take your cereal and let me put this way it’s not on this table!!!

FOOTNOTE-  It’s just day two but so far delicious is in this cereal bowl.

Everything is in place now I must wait. I’m on the precedent of seeing great changes in my life as a filmmaker, entrepreneur, businessman and even car owner as long as the clock doesn’t just stop before they get here.  Tomorrow the sun should come out and G-D willing the incredible changes noted above.  Yet just thinking about these incredible moves occurring keeps this clock running full speed ahead even if the other clocks are still on vacation.

It’s time for another artist to get their do for I’m no “narcissist”. This song is so catchy that it allows us to all sing along during the many choruses. Which allows us in some way to make this song all about us. We individual can stand out as we not only sing along but sing better than the rest. Which come to think of it is what this song is about in the 1st place.

***-  Add another 1/2 star if your singing as well.

Is there really no pizza for our 4 legged friends? Yes, I know there slice wouldn’t come with onions or garlics but can’t they enjoy a slice of Digiordogo’s or Red Bite? Why has nobody invented Pizza for those who devour our left overs?  Dogs would love their own pie so lets create a slice for their life as well.

FOOTNOTE-   I have the recipe for any entrepreneur’s already in the kitchen.

Heavenly Reporter   Here E’ this heavenly court is in session to determine if “Joe Smith” is ready to join us here.

Defense Angel-    Joe Smith is not due for a trial till at least six months from now and…

Prosecuting Angel-  Yes for once Zadkiel is correct but this is not about Mr. Smith this is about Doctor House.

Defense Angel –  Are you saying that Mr. Smith is on trial for the sins of Dr. House that isnt’ fair judge and…

Judge Angel-  Excuse me let Samael finish.

Prosecuting Angel – Thank you judge. Zadkiel you know this not unprecedent many a good man/woman is brought down by the sins of another.

Defense Angel-  He’s not related to the client in question and…

Judge Angel-  I’m going to ask you to let him finish or I’ll find you in contempt again and you already have a sun burn.

Defense Angel-   Sorry, judge

Prosecuting Angel –  I’m afraid Zadkiel needs to study a bit more Talmud for many times throughout the times innocent individuals are taken up or down by the acts of their leaders and before Zadkiel disrupts the court again. Let me state Dr. House is not a leader but a man who is full of extreme egotism hurting loved one’s left and right. He needs a failure to his record on a minimal invasive surgery to bring him down to earth. I’m sorry Joe Smith might be the one but remember it’s just six months from when he was planning to come and visit us anyway. If we don’t allow Joe Smith be a sacrifice than I’m afraid Dr. House will not be humble enough for the President’s surgery he’s scheduled to perform next week and more harm will occur to the entire cosmos.

Defense Angel-  Can I state that Joe Smith has his daughters wedding the following week and she is another innocent victim if we go ahead with this action.

Judge Angel-  I’m afraid Joe Smith is already scheduled for the misstep. Yet Zadkiel I take your defense in account and he will suddenly recover way before his daughters wedding. This case is adjourned for another six months.  Next on the docket Rex Heuermann.

Defense Angel-  No objections from this side of the bench.

Dear Tim: