At 3PM the real action will be on the field with athletes that put their entire body into the game. These athletes will not be sissified with any helmets or equipment but play the game as it is supposed to be with their entire body and tail. While other sporting events refrain from biting on the field this one allows full body contact without any sexual harassment lawsuits afterwards. They play for mere bones of other superstars (literally if they were available) and enjoy every moment of the game. You can be assured that these athletes won’t kneel when the National Anthem is heard for that is one trick they can’t perform. So let the real SuperBowl begin the Puppy Bowl.
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FOOTNOTE- I’m rooting for no messes on the field.