It’s 1933 and your family doesn’t follow politics too much so why not name their new son after the new leader of the country Adolf of course with the last name Hitler you’re damaged for life. Yet being named Oscar … Simpson can’t help if you live in Nicole’s neighborhood. It’s hard to be born hated especially when it’s truly your parents fault. Imagine trying to get a break in Wall Street if your last name happens to be Madoff. Of course you can change your name at a later date but if someone finds the original birth certificate forget about being elected … dog catcher. Sometimes being just another Smith isn’t as bad as it really could be.