The owners of Keurig Coffee (JAB Holdings) have agreed to buy Krispy Kreme donuts and now I’m hungry and thirsty. While consumers will now become a bit more hyper as they become a bit larger. I understand that Dunkin Donuts has a wide variety of coffee and donuts but have you tried Krispy Kreme’s glazed with a cup of Blueberry Keurig let’s just say… WOW. It will be interesting how this combination hits the marketplace but we can be assured it will leave a sweet and bitter taste in many a consumers stomach.
A New Degree
With graduations among us I wonder if our four legged friends have a leg up on us? For we may have passed the bar but can we jump it? The truth is getting a dog degree consumes hours of your time and although there are no finals or test as a whole the lessons you learn will help you achieve almost anything or come to think of it nothing at all. Here are some of the classes: smell the grass, fetch, relaxing on floors, licking and of course enjoying the small things. A dog degree one you can use wherever you might go and even if you have to stay at home.
Walking on COALS
Everyday at work I feel as if I’m walking on coals trying to avoid getting burnt by the anger around me but blisters and scars remain. It is hard to remain cool when the world around you is on fire without getting heated up yourself and I’m worried that even though there are very few signs from the outside that the damage might already be done inside. I have recently tried to let out a little steam that I held back in the past to insure that this damage isn’t permanent but I wonder is it too little too late or can I still walk on fire?
Ozzy Osbourne missing
It is reported that Ozzy Osbourne is missing after his wife kicked him out of the house for having an affair with his hair dresser. Yet Sharon should understand he’s got beautiful hair and she has only kept his business, personal and basic life in order while he’s had to take care of his hair. I mean your hair is important and therefore a hair dresser must get more then a tip unlike the wife that has been able to keep his life from hitting skid room for over 33 years. Seriously Ozzy after all your wife has done for you it’s time to give a little back to her and if it means getting a new hair dresser so be it for without Sharon there probably wouldn’t be a head for that hair to be at this point.
Morning Zombie Walk +
I’ve taken my daily 5:30 AM ish Zombie walk and probably looked liked the images above but with less blood and no tie. Zombie walks are dangerous because if some giant bear came out of know where I probably wouldn’t have the energy to fight back and would just say “Ughh”. Yet Zombie walks have become a part of my life as my dogs demand the walks at an increasingly early time, that is before my blood flows to my head. Zombie walks can also occur late at night when my four legged friends demand that walk upon my return home from a long night and sleep is all my mind is a think- in. So if you some how get up a bit early and see a zombie don’t fear he/she will change back to their normal state in a few hours … I hope.
PLUS
Jealous in something we all have whether we have 2 or 4 legs. I can give one of my dogs a wonderful treat but the treat the other dog has is always better. Appreciating what one has while accepting what another has is a difficult battle to win in one’s mind. It is only when we are able to jump from our animal instinct to our human side that we can accept others success without feeling envy in our hearts. When we move in that direction we not only feel happier with our success but are grateful for others success as well and then the growls and barks in our life become less vicious.
Siesta Centers
You work day after day without a break isn’t it time for a SIESTA CENTER. At these locations you’ll get the perfect hour, two etc of rest with the top of the line mattress, pillow, sheets and lightning to ensure it’s restful. SIESTA CENTERS will also provide the perfect nutrition to help you fall asleep and get going after your rest (for a nominal fee). They can also monitor your sleep and provide a more tranquil way to wake up once your time limit(which you choose) has expired . Additional extra’s will be a shower and massage service to insure that the experience is a perfect dream. Yet SIESTA CENTERS don’t have to end when you leave since all the supplies you used during this wonderful visit can be purchased and sent directly to your home. Your dream can come true if SIESTA CENTERS become a reality.
Mom/Dad- Match
Today too many people are being brought up and living their lives without the love of a mom and/or dad that is where MOM/DAD-MATCH comes in. For in this judgement free zone we will find that Mom/Dad that fills this void in your life. It works as many match services does and helps provide the nurturing, support, advise and guidance that can only come from those with years of experience and training. You can choose different services at this website from a deeper investigation to a certified trained individual and all for a reasonable price. MOM/DAD-MATCH now you don’t have to be alone for the special days in the year and for those tough times as well.
Happy Pre-Mother’s Day
“Happy Pre-Mother’s Day” I know I’m a bit early but I wanted to make sure I was her favorite. For while my other siblings might have got more elaborate gifts they’re waiting to till tomorrow while not only did I not forget but thought ahead that’s just how much more special my mom is to me. Yes mom your favorite deserves his/her (feel free to share post except my siblings) their spot right next to you tomorrow because you’re the best mom in the world even before the others will admit it.
How to say sorry?
I stepped on her little paw today by accident of course but I still heard that yelp of pain and wondered how I could say sorry to my four legged friend. I could offer her a treat but then would I be saying it’s good that I stepped on your paw. Petting her or picking her up seemed like a smart move but maybe she needs a bit of space to think about it. Of course the words “I’m sorry” don’t translate in bark. It’s a dilemma that is hard to solve until a minute or say letter she’s dancing around as if nothing happened at all. I guess there is an advantage that dogs have shorter memories then people have, after all.




















