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They lurk in many a life causing fear when they least expect it. The attack will come suddenly in what appears to be nothing but once it’s on it’s nothing appears to stop the attack. You could call “Superman” but this monster is covered in Kryptonite.  Yes, you’ll probably survive but traumatized by the attack and wonder whether you’ll ever truly have a moment of true peace. Fear of what will bring about the next attack will leave you blindsided and having you walk past many an eggshell wherever you might journey. Has this monster played a role in your mirror?

You luv M-E no matter your political persuasion, race, religion, creed color etc etc.  I’m the one glue you’ll do almost anything for and many have already.  Even those that call M-E the root of all evil don’t mind have a few extra of M-E around.  You can stand on your mighty horse telling everyone how you want to be free from M-E but honestly you’ll never stand a chance. It’s not fair that others have more of M-E then you but stop your crying and just make M-E happen.  So step pretending to be holier then though and enjoy the fruit of thy labor with M-E!

FOOTNOTE-  I know this one is easy I just want one to think about the deeper meaning that is often overlooked.

It’s supposed to protect them but instead brings on the sickness. For this mask was produced not to generate profits on it’s end but for the cure of the disease on the other end. In other words once you put it on you’ll absorb the micro viruses they’ve created to make you buy their cure. It’s best not to cover up and absorb the true world around you.

FOOTNOTE-  Yes, G-D willing this stays a fictional tale yet the effect of masks on preventing illnesses over the long run is one that have true side effects.

I’m here to report a theft. Yes, I owned it, sir, and it was taken away right in front of me. Do I have proof of ownership? Not exactly, but ask my friends, and they’ll tell you it was mine. Where did it come from? Well, it originated in my mind and then went out of my mouth. Stolen jokes are no laughing matter.

The “DD Smart Glasses” will actually help you see where other glasses are just dumb.  These glasses will be equipped with a dusk-to-dawn sensor that produces enough light to get you through the darkest conditions.  No need for an extra flashlight as DD will be bright where you need it most. They will have anti-fog lenses available as well, in case London calls. The “DD Smart Glasses” for shouldn’t one’s glasses help them see before they are actually called smart?

FOOTNOTE- Am I thinking outside the box or is this already wrapped up for X-Mas

Though it was completely dark I saw a bright light seep through. The light came in the peace that ensued after the blackout as we resorted to the basics in a new warmth. Suddenly, the taste we had predicted to eat became something in the breakfast aisles  This cold food was now on the menu and it warmed my heart in ways I never expected. Life slowed down enough to actually enjoy the moment a bit longer. By not having my conveniences right at my fingers I enjoyed the ones I reached out for a bit more. Blackouts over the long run are not fun but for a night I say bring off this light.

FOOTNOTE- Hanukkah lights were brighter then ever.

If you’re a “people watcher/voyeur” then the People’s Zoo will be the place you’ll have to go. For at this “zoo” you will observe people but they won’t be able to observe you. Those that are observed will receive the room free to do whatever they would do as long as they allow others to watch. Those who are artists, eccentrics and/or businesses would be first in the list.  Like zoo’s you’ll be able toss goodies to those you are watching if you “enjoy their authentic performance”.  The “People’s Zoo” for some of the most interesting animals come from our own mirrors.

FOOTNOTE- Human exhibits will continually change based on the individual popularity of the individuals and/or groups.

This almost a figment of your imagination as this crowd doesn’t come freely but through much paper. That’s right crowds on demand can bring in the biggest protests if your willing to pay upfront. They’ll make it seem so real nobody will actually know how much it cost you.  Crowds on demand because protests pay for themselves.

FOOTNOTE-  Sorry, this one already exists and coming to your neighborhood soon.

I hate Y-O-U but I’m not leaving. Maybe it’s the possessions we own together or the unknown that keeps me in our place all I know is I’m not going anywhere. Could it be I need someone to blame for this and I’m not looking at my “mirror” ?  No, it couldn’t be  that for it’s all your fault!!  I might slam the door but I’ll be opening it again and you better be there for what would I do without Y-O-U ?

FOOTNOTE- Yes, this is a picture seen in many a broken frame.

The sh** I have had to endure would make a great slapstick comedy if it wasn’t real. If you read this script you’d believe nobody would believe it. For, that one character keeps blowing up over nothing it’s like George Constanza on steroids. People would be hysterically laughing thinking this is so silly. Yet, in real life it’s truly painful and the only way to get out of it is either to try to change the channel or laugh at the craziness that is occurring on my screen.