DETECTIVE- So, why did you do it?
AVERAGE JOE- You really don’t know why, come on man?
DETECTIVE ONE – Didn’t you’re dream job come home after your company moved back to the states?
AVERAGE JOE- Sure.
DETECTIVE- You finally could afford that dream house with low interest rates and inflation not nipping at your boots too. Not to mention how safe your neighborhood is with the end of cashless bill and deportation of criminal illegal immigrants.
AVERAGE JOE – Whatever.
DETECTIVE – Aren’t you from Ukraine and your mother from Israel?
AVERAGE JOE- So what
DETECTIVE- Well there is peace there too. I just can’t understand your motive.
AVERAGE JOE- (Hysterical) You don’t understand!! You really don’t and it’s coming out of F’n mouth!!!
DETECTIVE –(Slams hand) What, what am I saying!!
AVERAGE JOE – (Crazy) We’re winning!! We’re winning way too much and I can’t handle it!! I just can’t
DETECTIVE- So, that’s why you attempted to vote 10 times for Kamala even though she isn’t on the ballot.
AVERAGE JOE- (Crazy) Yeah, and I do it again and again. (laughs hysterical). No more winning!! No more!!
FOOTNOTE- Warning, G-D willing this could happen to someone you know.