My GPS says it will take 5 hours for me to get home that’s ridiculous since I’m just basically a mile away? I mean what could happen that would …dammit, I just got stopped by the police for speeding!! Get out of the street deer! Now you’re going to sit down with your whole family. Well I’m turning in no time and… shit, that tree nearly hit my car and the road is blocked. Well at least I’m turning into my house and it’s only been 5 f’nkin hours!!