ANSWER SERVICE- Press 6 for bad customer service and press 5 for not such bad customer service.
TOM- What?
ANSWER SERVICE- Your call is the 10th in the line press 6 for immediate service and press 5 for quicker customer service
TOM- This sucks six it is.
PATEL (Phillipine accent) Hello, I’m John it’s a pleasure to speak to you.
TOM- I was trying to see about the contract on my phone.
PATEL- Phone, that device in your hand right?
TOM- Yes, and I have contract with your company.
PATEL- Oh, can I get the spelling of your first name.
TOM- T- as Tomato, O as in Oscar, M as in Mary.
PATEL- You said P as in Tomato.
TOM- No T as in Tomato.
PATEL- Sir, that’s what I said P as Paul.
O.S. Dial Tone
MARY- Did, you get through with my phone.
TOM- Yes, but trust me patience has it’s virtuous and next time I’m waiting for them.